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Definitions by shagrath

Eternal Tears of Sorrow

The most emo name for a symphonic death metal band. Ever.
Eternal Tears of Sorry is abbreviated as EToS.

Eternal Tears of Sorrow has a gay name, but they're good anyway.

Bill Clinton 

Possibly blackest president in American History. Also redneck, though much, much better than George Bush. Overall cool guy.
Nobody died when clinton lied.
Bill Clinton by shagrath May 1, 2005