block of cheese

a wad of cash

I sold my old rims for cash to some sucka and made mad bank. Yo, look at this block of cheese I got now.

by Poop Stain Barney December 2, 2010

blubber block

When your view of a hot chick is covered by her tubby friend.

Wow, check out the hottie - ohhh, blubber block by the whale.

by Paul Corn January 17, 2008

Cooch Block

When a single girl blocks the chance of her friend from meeting a guy, not to help her, but out of jealousy

"I was hitting on this girl and we got along really well but then her friend came in and cooch blocked her."

by Parth S Patel August 2, 2009

couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 29, 2012

bro-block

Similar any event, person, or activity that one prevent one from spening time with his/her friends or bros.

My parents always bro-block me, they never let me go to parties.

Joe's girlfriend consitently bro-blocks him, always demanding that he spend time with her and not with his bros.

by 69div323 December 9, 2008

Anus block

The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.

Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!

by Angry Larry September 19, 2017

Cluck block

To be cock blocked by a chick.

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"

by LemonLion October 31, 2013