my treat

To offer to pay not only for your own share, but for one or more others in your party.

Jane: Ice Cream would be great about now.
Joe: Yeah it would, but I'm saving my dough for a new i-Pod.
Jane: C'mon, let's go to Cold Stone, don't worry about paying, it's my treat.
Joe: Thanks!

by scifivxn January 18, 2006

jerky treats

Photographs or videos you look at while masturbating.

Every time I find a hot new picture I save it to my desktop for jerky treats!

by Black@Heart November 18, 2009

treated

What's said when somone just got insulted. Usually said by someone who had nothing to do with the situation.

Anne: You suck, Sarah.
Sarah: Why?
Greg: OOO Sarah just got treated!
Sarah: Shut it Greg.
Richard: OOO Greg just got treated!
Anne: What's going on?

by Hailey Hogsworth August 24, 2005

The Fluoride Treatment

When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.

Jessica had a dirty mouth so I gave that whore the Fluoride Treatment

by Brian H January 28, 2008

trent

if you meet a trent, don’t ever let him go. They are the most funniest and most caring people you will ever meet, especially my boyfriend trent. They are always wanting the best for you and always trying to make you laugh and be happy. as well as that they are hot, sexy, fit, cut, adorable, peng, gorgeous, beautiful, whatever other synonyms of them words, they are. They are the most amazing people, I’ve found my trent and I’m never letting him go. They’re also cool and popular.

girl: ooo he’s sexy
girl 2: bet he’s a trent

by Shhhhhhhh pshhhh December 26, 2018

The Royal Treatment

1: Being given the accolades/benefits according to one's station as a member of the ruling class.

2: A promotion by Taco Bell in the Denver metropolitan area, in which: two (2) tacos are given for free with the purchase of a beverage upon the successful scoring of two (2) touchdowns by the Denver Broncos in a single game, as sponsored by the wide reciever Eddie Royal.

3: A sexual act in which a gentleman gives a lady a pearl crown (orgasms on the forhead or hair) whilst the lady sucks his testacles and strokes the shaft of his penis during the gentleman's bowel movement.

I want my girlfriend to give me the royal treatment.

or

Eddie Royal always gets the royal treatment.

or

Your mom gave me and Eddie Royal "the royal treatment", bitch.

by lo_crutis September 10, 2009

Trent

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. He has the kindest eyes, and the sweetest smile, even though sometimes he is too shy to show it. He has the biggest heart and is always thinking of others. He will do anything for the ones he loves. He’s probably tall, and lean and is sarcastic a lot, but can be serious when he needs to be. He’s so so smart, and is extremely athletic. He makes great jokes and can always make you laugh. He’s the most loyal person you will ever meet. If you have a Trent in your life, never let him go because he is one of a kind. He will wait for you, he will always chose you and most importantly, he will always love you. Like I will always love him

Boy: “Is Trent your boyfriend? “
Girl: “ yeah, I can’t wait to marry him”

by Littlechickennugg November 14, 2021