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Teapoled

When someone inadvertantly cuts you off and then stops forward movement causing you to almost run into them. It can also mean someone selfishly getting in your way for there own benefit.
Adam: why are you mad?

Greg: i was picking my order when Chuck just cut me off and then stopped. i almost ran into that motherfucker!

Adam: You got Teapoled.
by BeAtDemHoEZ October 4, 2009
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Tampon Tag

A family game for kids of all ages, although primarily played among teenagers aged 13-17. This game consists of one or more persons supplying used, bloody tampons, and distributing them evenly throughout the group. You then run around like the game 'tag' and whoever has the most stuck on them at the end loses. And the least wins.
by Lola Flores December 29, 2010
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teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal within a female. This pose strongly resembles a teapot.
Damn! That teapot tease is sexy as fuck
by teapot1 May 12, 2016
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freestyle teapot

To bust the well known,and might i say very natural. One hand on hip position.Forming the teapot. Now the freestyle element is simple! The position can be posed,for example, while jumping a bike-the more flamboyant the better. Or simply propping the bar up in your local( One leg usually crossed over t'other) p.s this great way to pass time is nothing to do with that annoying twat Harry bastard Potter
Look at that (insert somthing random,but funny ) Take a picture of me potting against it and get it up on that freestyle teapotters facebook group.
by MrKenny April 17, 2009
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dick tampon

Pieces of toilet paper that get stuck to your dick. The pieces roll up beneath your foreskin and absorb urine throughout the day.
Man I got some toilet paper stuck to my dick last night. But it's fine because it turned into a dick tampon and kept my dick dry!
by LobsterHustle May 5, 2017
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Tampon Popsicle

A blood soaked cotton wad from the menstruating vagina that is served as a frozen treat and consumed on hot summer days.
Hey timmy, it's 85 degrees out here, tell your sister to make me a tampon popsicle.
by MASHISHI April 28, 2009
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Teapot

A discriptive term used to mock an individual who has suffered
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.
"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot".
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!
by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
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