smeech

burny smell

the kitchen smells smeechy is it on fire

by susan jamieson November 23, 2003

stepchild

1. Something that does not receive appropriate care, respect, or attention

2. A child of one's spouse by a previous union

to treat like a stepchild

by see me September 9, 2006

smeech

My late mother who came from Cheltenham used 'smeech' to mean 'over-heating fat', i.e. a combination of 'smoke' and 'steam' so my brother and I still thought it was only used in our family as we'd never come across anyone who knew it. but now we know better.

When I arrived at a pancake party I exclaimed 'What a smeech and everyone said 'What?''

by Cheltenham6 September 23, 2009

bog of eternal stench

minge, pie, snatch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey space, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front bum, fur bucket, cock holster.

He snatched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.

by Ian April 21, 2004

Stench of Briggsy

This foul pungent air disturbance has been known to peel the plates from an armadillo's back in hot weather. The poncey arty shite does not believe in soap or any other personal hygiene product and also wears black clothing which as you can imagine, increases the risk of larvae nesting within the arsehole's skin. The disturbance can be compared to rotting flesh, sewage and a hint of pig's genitalia froth.

Is that dog turd? has someone died? no, its the stench of Briggsy

by Vag Face September 19, 2008

senior speeches

1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.

"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."

by DeFranco March 14, 2004

speeching

Term used by George Bush when describing the action of addressing the public.

Hey Tony, get your face out of my arse and listen to some of the stuff I was speeching to the public today.

by K May 18, 2004