galloping stanleys

To have a severe case of diarrhoea.

First used in Brighouse, Yorkshire, 1994.

"I haven't been able to go to work today, I've had the galloping stanleys."

by A. Stockdill August 6, 2007

Bingo Stanley

When a gal entices people into her vag using cookie crisp.

Damn, I wasn't gonna hit it, but then she pulled a Bingo Stanley.

by Ms. Ginger Nude 2010 December 6, 2010

Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

by whcgonzo November 6, 2012

muffin stapler

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.

Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler

by Element114 January 29, 2015

Buffalo Staple

When you're dating a girl from Buffalo, NY who insists everything except Jesus himself is a "Buffalo Staple" (They all do.), and you're having sex with them and about to cum, you dump a bottle of Duffs "World Famous" hot sauce on your cock so it get in and around their vagina and staple a map of the rest of the world (Which exists OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO.), to the back of their head with an industrial staple gun.

She suggested we go to Duff's for dinner, so I suggested when we get home I would give her a buffalo staple.

by The Buffalo Stapler September 6, 2016

joy staples

a type of coupon that hates playing the piano, or someone who really enjoys eating chicken while petting various chinchillas.

Hey is that a sweater or a Joy Staples?

Keep that Joy Staples away from the cows!

by thelittlelamb January 13, 2018

Paul Stanley Green

Known flat earth Internet troll “Alfie Green”. Lives in Christchurch, NZ. He is a known pedophile and a cunt. Fuck that guy.

Geoff: Hey guys did you hear? Paul Stanley Green got arrested for child pornography again. Roberto: Yup, no surprise there. He’s one sick POS.

by YankBastard69 January 6, 2019