spocker

1. The act of inserting the index plus the middle finger in a woman's vagina while inserting the ring finger and the pinky in her anus.

2. The fourth term in a five term foreplay saying: teaser, pleaser, shocker, spocker, showstopper. usually expressed with hand gestures.

I totally tried to spocker (spock her)last night and I didn't get slapped.

by pdrevenant July 27, 2006

spoken word

The spoken word is generally done by overweight white chicks whose parents spent a small fortune to send them to art school so they can learn more techniques to offend people using performance art as a cover. It is shit.

I went to see XYZ Experimental Theatre last night, and Jennie performed the spoken word. Once my ears stopped bleeding, I really got into the performance.

by Corioscopy October 8, 2004

spock plugs

Answer to a very old and very corny Star Trek joke.

Q: What does the Starship Enterprise run on?
A: Spock plugs

by DiceOfDeath April 6, 2005

Spoked

A word that is very similar to the words "Pwned", "Owned" and "Ownt" etc.

Someone beat you bad at something.

"Baby got spoked"

by SidewaysBox December 8, 2007

peace shocker spock

the gradual, intensifying progression of manual vagino-anal dual penetration.
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peace: one finger in vagina, one finger in ass
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shocker: two fingers in vagina, one finger in ass
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spock: two fingers in vagina, two fingers in ass
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see shocker for more detail on the shock

The bitch broke up with Jethro because she couldn't handle his peace shocker spock routine.

by noormr May 31, 2004

i just spoke to chief and he said this is it

After one speaks with chief, they may misinterpret what chief has said. A friend who is confident in what chief has said will then reply, "I just spoke to chief and he said this is it".

Person 1: Chief just told me this isn't it, let's look elsewhere.
Person 2: I just spoke to chief and he said this is it.

by AFellowScienceGuy October 1, 2018

spoik

to ejaculate.

a noticable amount of semen.

"I got so horny I had to spoik in my pants"
"I woke up with spoik all over me. I must have drank too much last night."

by boogerfuck March 30, 2005