sluted

a girl who fucks all your friends then dates virgins cuz your dick was so big

Shelly is sluted
Shelly is sluted
Shelly is sluted
Shelly is slutedSh

by ddddddddddddddddddd May 16, 2006

Salted Nipple

A term used to describe that you want a salted rim on your bloody mary.

Bartender, give me a bloody mary, extra spicy, and with a salted nipple.

by Shmoshmech February 2, 2009

Slate layers' nailbag

Old saggy tits / labia, that are stretched to the extent of looking like a well-seasoned slate layers' leather nail bag.

"cor, she's got tits like a slate layers' nailbag"

by haliborange October 25, 2009

Salted Moose

Salted Moose - When an erect penis is dipped into a pina colada and its looks like a moose removing its snout from a river or lake after a drink

During foreplay the couple decided to start off with a Salted Moose.
The college students were having a mean session of truth or dare when Johnny dared Mary to a Salted Moose.

by PoolPig October 4, 2011

Salted caramel

When you have to balance your mood perfectly with a reply that doesn’t come off too salty or sweet because you are a little of both. You mean to convey a feeling of “I’m annoyed at you” but “I care about you” in one response.

Make sure your response is salted caramel.

Examples; “I’m sure you had a lot going on yesterday which is why you didn’t reply to my text”

“I saw you last night but you looked like you were having too good a time to notice me”

by Respondant February 12, 2018

un-salted peanuts

Pretty much the opposite of cashews

The yankee's winning period... ever... cause i hate them is just un-salted peanuts

by john fagerholm May 5, 2005

Black Slate

An opportunity to rehash old relationships and/or replay old conflicts

After getting divorced, I'm going to start the new year with a black slate and get dinner with my ex.

by Stir It Up November 27, 2012