shmerd

An insolent, self-centered ass. Mainly descriptive of younger kids who think the world revolves around them but could apply to anyone.

Kid: <screaming about not getting more screen time>
Dad: You're being a total shmerd.

by El Medico C February 3, 2025

shmeg

this word is used to describe someone/something that is delicious, sexy or mouth watering.

' yo bro, she is totally shmeg man!!!'

by chappazzzz February 7, 2025

Shmeegus

An ancient bird-like creature that lived in the ancient everglades of South Florida. This creature is thought to be once an apex predator and only one remains. It is a common ancestor of the "Shnurgus", which migrated from north Georgia and later evolved into the shmeegus. The shmeegus is commonly referred to individuals in conversation as one who attacks the situation with precision and accuracy. Shmeegus is very commonly mistaken for an insult but ranks among one of the highest compliments one could receive.

"Wow! you're quite the shmeegus aren't you!"

by Water_Sauce March 7, 2026

Shmerf

A friend that likes cats and taking photos :)

"Do you want to go to Shmerf's house?"

by Shmerf :) April 22, 2025

Shmegma

Genital parmesean

Monty: Dude, stay away from George, he got MAD shmegma, and it fucking smells yo

by Sotallytoberman September 21, 2025

shmegma

the infamous cheesy crust within the depths of the foreskin.

M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: ye of course, i actually shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his prime.

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025

SHMEGMA

the infamous cheesy crust within the depths of the foreskin.

M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: yes i shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his shmeegle prime lets go.
N: shmeegle farming final boss

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025