Shaelah

Shaelah is an insanely sexy girl with an intensely hot body. Not only does she have a big ass, but also tiny hips that you could caress all day. Whenever you're around her you have the biggest boner and you just want to take her home and fuck her all night. She has beautiful eyes, and brown hair that barely reaches her butt. She's VERY flexible, making her even hotter and great in bed and I love to pleasure her. Not only is she sexy as fuck, but She loves music, and cares a lot about her family;So if they don't like you, you're fucked. She's very talented with art, and has a cute laugh and smile that makes her even more attractive. If you ever get involved with a Shaelah, never let her go. Because you'll never find someone as amazing, sweet, loving, and kind as that.

Damn, that body must belong to a Shaelah

by Connor Fintaski November 27, 2013

Shagelhod

Word for the Russian Metal Gear. It was built in the 1960s, by a rouge nation. It was suposed to kill the US. But was stoped by Big Boss, with his Chienese American looking girl freind.

Metal Gear Soild is so cool.

by Walking death February 16, 2005

Shantel

She a bitch that ugly as hell cant do shit

Hey you seen shantel

Person: you mean the useless one?

by Retardsed November 17, 2019

Shantel

A ratchet annoying hoe Bitch who everyone hates. Wherever she goes she either brings disgust or drama

Yo Shantel is always starting drama
I know bro

by Thanos suckssss June 3, 2018

Shantel

She is a bitch and only cares about herself and she is attention seeking and desperate to get a boyfriend

Stay away from shantel if you go near...you will regret

by Kylie fresher September 19, 2018

Satellite Hotties

The attractive friends of a significant other one may introduce to their friends.

So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?

Uh-duh!

by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011

satellite itch

This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.

I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.

by name not already in use February 20, 2011