whistle swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth

Damn...who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

by Granny1221 June 2, 2020

Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.

Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.

by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

I Be Swimming

Expressing extreme happiness.

Guy 1: “How are you feelin’?”
Guy 2: “I’m happy as hell, I Be Swimming!”

by McFlossing April 8, 2019

we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

to let a person live and make their own decisions or not to clamp their style.

hey bro, you shouldn't do that
woah we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

by 420coolgirl69 November 9, 2019

Consultants of Swing

Specialist consultants brought in to tip the balance of vital swing stages during elections.

The Donald: We're down in the polls, bring in the consultants of swing for Florida.
Advisor: I'm on it

The Donald: Remember, no Russians. NO COLUSION.

by RandyRhoads84 May 21, 2020

The Sauceman Switch

The act of pulling out and going down on a female when having intercourse when you get close to finishing. This boosts the amount of time you have sex. Used in dire situations to calm down

“Yeah bro I almost finished in 3 minutes but I used the Sauceman Switch and went forever”

by MinusculePine48 March 16, 2021

Doom-Switch

Pronunciation: 'düm-swich
Function: noun

1. The button or switch that an online gaming site toggles on or off, subsequently rigging the game for a particular player.

Note: This term was created by PokerRoom.com player "monkeyzero". TradeMark laws may apply to its usage.

ex. 1. "I was the favorite to win every hand I was in, but I ended up losing my bankroll because they got the Doom-Switch on me."

ex. 2. "I won two hands in a row. I think they turned my Doom-Switch off."

by virus five July 27, 2005