Slab

Worse than a slut; having no redeeming qualities; of a promisuous and vacant nature; Most likely Canadian

Wendy is a slut, however Jennifer is a slab.

by EmilyJacinda September 8, 2008

Marble Slab

...when you shoot your load onto a chilled peice of marble, mix in your favorite toppings with ice cream, then serve in a cone.

Suggested Toppings: strawberry shortcake and strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

Hey, you that chick Eva Longoria, right?

--yeah--

...well I just gave her a Marble Slab!

--nice--

by theXfactor April 20, 2005

slaberoni

Slaberoni slab-er-oni, is a slab of pepperoni. Also known as chubby sliver, genoa boa, meatastrophe. Slang usage includes substituting any word referencing male genetailia with "slaberoni".

Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor
Don't make me have to set an example today
and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
takin all you stupid motherfuckers' money
Peepin at a bitch cause my slaberoni's on hard
Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word

by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz August 29, 2006

shlaboggle

Shlaboggle: A word that is said when one sees a guy/girl that one would like to immediately fuck.

Scenario:

Sexy French man walks by a group of girls.
Girl that sees him first says, "Shlaboggle."
The other girls may look and agree/disagree.
If someone disagrees, the words, "No shlaboggle" may be said.

by Shlaboggle Queen July 7, 2008

slab sided slut

A very sexually promiscuos woman whose ass is very flat.

Damn that slab sided sluts ass was so flat I had nothing to hang onto while fucking her.

by mrmag7 December 17, 2010

butchers slab

The mess left on the sheets and matress by the female population once a month.

urghh Trev., it was horrible.., I woke up in a bed like a butcher's slab.

by Neil H. May 24, 2004

concrete slab

a combination of words that can be slipped into idle conversation simply because they allow you to talk in circles.

Paul: so the other day i was at home playing with the concrete slab from construction site, its been taking awhile, but we'll get it up eventually.

me: what?

by Link the Wolf May 3, 2005