Jolly Rodger

getting a blowjob and then jizzing in the girl's eyes.

"We went back to Stacy's after the movie, and she gave me a Jolly Rodger. I made a mess all over her face!"

by xxx6969xxx October 24, 2009

Rogers Rub

A massage given by Flo Rogers to her best friend and fellow military granny, Beatrice Middleton. A Rogers Rub is most often given before a card game or any other hard time. Rogers Rub is guaranteed to melt stress away. Not a believer yet? Ask Flo Rogers to give you one one time. You will love it! Flo Rogers guaranteed! S.W.A.A.

Flo: Oh no, I'm so stiff. They don't call it Body Poker for nothing. My whole body hurts. I need my Rogers Rub.

Beatrice: (she is putting the cards back) A Rogers Rub? Give me one too! You know I like them. Let's use the Martian Mud.

Flo: Sure, full body or just half?

Beatrice: Well, you know it works best if you go full body with it. A Gunny Granny can't take stress. Hey, its a dirty job, but a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!

Flo: Hey, I know the feeling. I love a massage, too. And the Rogers Rub is one of the best ways. It sure does melt your body! (Flo and Beatrice start massaging each other)

Beatrice: Oh yeah, this is just flying away. That Body Poker game really took a lot out of me.

Flo: Yeah, it did me too. But, see, a Rogers Rub is a great massage! And it isn't just a massage, we can stretch while we're doing it. (she starts stretching on Flo's ankle)

Flo: (reaches up and kisses Beatrice) Yes, the Rogers Rub - one of the best Sea Granny secrets! A Sea Granny cannot set sail without a Rogers Rub. So creamy!

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 25, 2011

Rodger

Derived from Elliot Rodgers. A millennial who believes in red pill philosophy and calls people a "cuck". Rodgers are usually virgins. Rodgers don't have any friends, so a Rodger is lonely and angry and would rather blame others for his misfortune.

Person 1: I got put in the friendzone again. Bitches just want men with money!
Person 2: There is no friendzone, you're just a fucking Rodger.

by Ronin_Dannite January 1, 2017

Rogers

To dress comfortably in warm loose clothing. Some what like sweat pants and charity store jumpers.

Im cold, i'm going to put my rogers on.

Look at all these rogers i got for $2.

time to get my roger on.

by smellya August 23, 2009

Rogers

A fucking horrible place to live. The pigs are jerks, and everyone is hooked on pills or meth. Located in Northwest Arkansas or the NWA. It is in a dry county so you have to drive at least 30 miles round trip in ether north or south to get any booze.

person: "Hey man you ever been to Rogers, Ar"?
other person:"Man that place sucks."
person, oh, well I have a hotel because Im going out to War Eagle".
other person:"I am very sorry for you"

by Simon Waters May 19, 2011

rodgered

To foobar a large scale software project.

Hey, this project is rodgered! Did Rodger work on this project? Because man, it is fucking rodgered!!.

I haven't seen such incompetence since Rodger stuck his finger in the last project's ass.

by Alien Feed November 13, 2012

jolly rogers

A Jolly Rogers is masturbation while one is in a sunconcious state. In Example, one's sleep.

Dude I walked into tim's room the other night and he was totally pullin a jolly rogers!

by Phranx August 12, 2006