robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

Robertsdale

If you plan on incestful intercourses, then Robertsdale is right up your alley! Without shit to do except go to parties in every other city, these broke ass citizens just park in sonic or hangout in the Walmart parking lot. Full of whores and yee-yee miget dick, they drive around the city blaring their exaught to increase penis size and attract the easiest women in town. If you’re looking for cheap rent or women, then this “family friendly” location is the perfect place for you.

No one:

Robertsdale: Fuck Mexicans!

by arealmanwhodontcareatalllll March 11, 2019

Clammy Robertson

(v.) When you put sand into a girl's vagina and fuck her until pearls come out.

Guy 1: Did you hear John pulled off the Clammy Robertson?
Guy 2: No I didn't.
Guy 3: It doesn't surprise me, he is one kinky fucker.

by The Man With the Clam May 27, 2011

Oscar robertson

A basketball player that is very unknown yet could compete with MJ for the best basketball player of all time, he averaged a triple double (double digit points rebounds and assists) over his entire career, a very rare stat to find

"Man Oscar Robertson has to be the best player the Bucks franchise has ever seen, he was amazing"

by LTforMVP21 May 29, 2008

Gregor Robertson

A greenwashing businessman turned politician, Gregor Robertson uses buzzwords like 'sustainability' and 'community' to gentrify Vancouver, the city of which he is currently the mayor, and build up his political bona fides for an inevitable run for the NDP leadership. Robertson is known for riding his bike to work, while pandering to real estate developer interests that evict low-income residents in favor of condominium developments.

"Hey man, what happened to that music venue/art space?"
"Oh, it got torn dow for a condo build by one of Gregor Robertson's political contributors."

by Robert McNamara Sec def May 18, 2010

robbie robertson

Lead guitarist and principal songwriter fot the legendary group The Band. Wrote definitive classics like "the Weight" "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" and others. Also acted, made films and wrote books. A true musical genius and renaissance man. The best of the best.

Nobody plays guitar or writes songs like Robbie Robertson did.

by colonel hogan July 12, 2006

oral roberts

When two men give oral pleasure to one man. It's not just one Robert, but two Roberts.

In our gay threesome last night, we totally gave him the oral roberts.

by sarah March 27, 2005