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Bitch Roster

Everyone has a bitch roster, men and women alike. Your bitch roster consists of people you've slept with in the past (and you'd do again), people you're currently sleeping with and of course the people in your phone that aren't really your "friends" but you still hang on to their number anyway, you know, just in case.

The way people end up in relationships with each other is based strictly on the bitch roster. You start at the bottom of the list and then move up higher and higher based on appearance, sexual prowess and in some extremely rare cases, intelligence. The way people act towards you is directly correlative to your position on their bitch roster.
"Listen trick, I know you don't know anyone better than me, I'm the best bitch on your roster."

"I wonder who I'm going to bone tonight. Let me check my bitch roster and see who's available."
by REBEL YELLoz August 31, 2005
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rooster fish

Rooster=cock fish=sucky lip action so a rooster fish is a cock sucker!
Man my girls a real rooster fish, she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!
by CPS October 10, 2003
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The Rooster

A form of dance where a person assumes a position of a rooster and starts going dumb and portraits a thizz face.
"Damn look at Bob doing the rooster"
by Oakes College! February 3, 2007
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Boom Roasted

A phrase that is said after a huge "BURN!"
Random Person: You're ugly.

You: That's not what your girlfriend said! Boom Roasted.
by Thatguy123:) January 7, 2011
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Sydney Roosters

One of the oldest (Est. 1908) and by far the best NRL teams in the competition. The Roosters made the grand final in 4 of the last 5 seasons. Often hated buy uneducated bogans and westies because the Roosters home is in Bondi, one of the more elite sea side suburbs of Sydney, therefore are seen as "the rich kids"
Dave; lets all go to the footy, the Sydney Roosters are playing
Ben; nah screw that, they’re shit
Dave; yeah you’re right lets just stay in the ghetto tonight and get pissed again
Ben; yeah mate lets show the world how proud we are of living in the western suburbs and acting like rednecks!
by andie_s April 6, 2006
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robster craw

by bag10 January 18, 2009
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Urban Rooster

n. A dog which barks in the early morning hours and awakes people from their sleep, similar to a rooster on a farm.
The neighbor's 'urban rooster'dog wakes me up every morning at the crack of dawn.
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