Dirty Quotes

Dirty quotes are a gesture performed like air quotes except with the hands facing upwards instead of downwards.

In written format two commas can be used.

I ,,ran into,, your mom last night. I haven't ,,seen,, her since high school.

When speaking, the dirty quotes gesture should be used in place of the double commas.

by drdavidb February 3, 2010

quota

An allotment of timely interaction one assigns to a group or a member of a group. A specific amount that serves as means of maximum exposure to an individual or a group sharing similar interests. When one reaches maximum point, one 'calls quota' before pleasant interactions evolve into irksome experiences.

"I have done lunch with you twice this week. I call quota on you before I get bored with you. See you next week."

Note: This is an example of a thought process. It is NOT advisable to speak of quotas aloud. If quotas are informed to public, there may be a risk of not having any individuals or groups to call quota on.

by Mehreen September 12, 2008

kick ass quotient

A measure of an individual's, group's, nation's, etc's ability to kick ass in any given competition.

"Dude... what's up with France... their kick ass quotient is nonexistent!"

by Andrew Spotts June 28, 2007

Quitiler

A girl who likes a guy that carries big things "if you know what i mean"
also see "Weenis"

That girl is a quitiler

by Patrick May 13, 2005

Quoia

Me aka loves arts and crafts and is unique and first name is Sequoia and is a quiet person

Quoia is artsy

by 🔆💠 June 18, 2020

inside quotes

Similar to an inside joke, an inside quote is a quote indigenous to the Facebook quote section. These quotes generally are annoying and retarded to people outside of the circle of friends of that person and usually are only funny to that person, even after they are explained to the reader.

"Dude, that chick had way too many inside quotes. She must be fucking retarded."

by ssssssssssssack November 2, 2008

Status Quote

When someone relentlessly spams your newsfeed on Facebook with quotes or lyrics, rather than being original and insightful.

John "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Response "Stop with the status quote"

by Bagginski March 2, 2010