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Paranoid schizophrenic

The crazy nutjobs that believe the US government caused 9/11.
John: The government is out to get you, man! They caused 9/11! They planted explosives in the towers and shot down Flight 93. They shot a missile at the Pentagon. The government wants you dead!

Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!
by TontoTheScalper August 25, 2011
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parannoying

noun: to annoy or cause irritation on someone through paranoia.
when someone is constantly & frantically worrying so much that it's actually starting to annoy you.
(ie: "Will you just relax & stop worrying so damn much..!? You are really just 'parannoying' me..!)
by Don Vorry March 7, 2010
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paranoid crybaby

A person that is insanely fearful of his or her surroundings and constantly whines over what they assume something bad will immediately happen to them caused by whatever they lay their eyes on.
You are such a paranoid crybaby. Why don't you just grow up and get over yourself??
by Archdruid1989 June 19, 2010
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PARANOIS

The art of making someone paranoid and annoyed at the same time
Kensi paranois me a lot when she stalks my Facebook
by Typhoenix April 4, 2017
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Paana

Perfect ship name for 2 lovers. The love lasts forever....
by Idkanamestopasking February 25, 2022
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Newbie Paranoia

Within the context of an internet forum/group community, "Newbie Paranoia" is the wrongful suspicion that any new poster is actually an alias of a resident troll.
A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:

The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias

TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..

AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
by Not Stox April 12, 2009
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Internet Paranoid

One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"

Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
by HoustonH December 12, 2010
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