H-B Woodlawn Program

One of the most stuck up schools in Virginia. What the students @ Hb don't understand is that the only reason they go to H-B is because the were randomly selected, not because they are unique or have any outstanding qualities. Once they get to HB the conform to the hippie, laid back standard that is H-B... so they are hypocrites when they call others conformists, because they definately conform, just to a different standard. They pride themseleves on being laid back and not having to go to class if they don't want to, but really they are dumasses who really sound like "yea our school is so awsome because i get ot miss out on my education whenever i feel like pissing my life away or not showing up for class." If you didn't get your names pulled out of that stupid lottery, you would be going to another public high school. You don't even have an athletics program, all you have is a dirt path around a soccer feild! So sit and bitch all you want about other schools, saying their stuck up, but really H-B is the most stuck-up school in Virginia, with a bunch of depressed, unathletic, lazy, unoriginal students.

plus who wants to go to school where depressed sluts cut themselves and are walking STD's?

"Oh so you're from HB? does that mean you are a depressed, hippie, druggie, lazy-ass?"

HBer: "No, but i try and act like one."

by sjdhfasfdg May 13, 2005

pornographically violent

To describe an act of violence, either physical or verbal, which based the attack on pornography.

M: "Your dick is so small." OR "Your boobs is not pleasurable."

A: "Gosh, you are so pornographically violent!"

by the_pansy June 25, 2008

poonography

the act of being a poon

Damn that poon is mad fizzafuzzy

by matt & nat March 18, 2004

pownography

the act of totally annihilating your competition in video games and repeatedly tea bagging their dead body while naked in your house

While playing halo at 1 in the morning i was pownographying this newb all night

by *Joe Aranda February 17, 2009

Whiteness Relocation Program

When white people move in to a historically minority populated neighborhood. A synonym for gentrification.

"It looks like the Whiteness Relocation Program is sending more people here!"

by King_George_3rd September 25, 2015

jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.

"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?

by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016

Pornogamy

A genre of artwork that is studied extensively by guys while they're in the bathroom.

OMG!!!111 LETS GO DL SUM PORNOGAMY!!!111 H3llZ YA!!!111

by Premier Davidov September 29, 2004