Joshua Partida

ONE OF THE BIGGEST THOTS YOU WILL EVER MEET. A PIECE OF SHIT, HORRIBLE, JIZZ STAIN OF A HUMAN BEING(is a good music teacher tho). HE IS REASON BABYS CRY WHEN THEY ARE BORN, HE IS THE REASON THE DEVIL IS A THING. HE'S LITERALLY THE ANTI-CHRIST. WILL GIVE YOU ANXIETY AND PANIC ATTACKS JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU.

"RUN ITS JOSHUA PARTIDA" the kids said while crying and running out of the band hall

"Bro you beat your wife?" "Yeah, none of your business." "Bro, your JOSHUAPARTIDA is showing."

by Boinoi May 2, 2018

Bi-partisan depression

Realizing that both majority parties in the United States are equally corrupt and probably don't have individual needs in their immediate interest, causing a lengthy depressive state, much like post-partum depression.

After watching several news broadcasts, I was clinically diagnosed with a severe case of bi-partisan depression.

by guava c January 25, 2018

Chaos Particle

A Chaos Particle is a particle that causes chaos, it can also cause: confusion, misery, anger, and/or death (although death is very rare.), Chaos Particles themselves are invisible to the naked eye, but can be seen. Chaos Particles are very rare. No one knows Who Discovered Chaos Particles, or if they are natural or not. Chaos Particles can range from very small (3 grams) to very big (70 kg), They can also take the form of living creatures, Chaos Particles can also: cause cancer, cure cancer, control living things, create black holes, and self destruct with a force of about 4 megajoules. Finally, Chaos Particles die in about 94741 days (time may vary).

I Just Encountered a Chaos Particle, It just blew up.
That there Chaos Particle is dangerous, stay away.
My friend says Chaos Particles aren't as bad as people make them out to be, I don't think they have ever seen one in person.

by Chaos Round August 22, 2018

All Particle

The feeling in your body that makes you give your all, a sense of you being a whole

Lemur 1: hey man, do you love her?
Lemur 2: yesh I love her, I love her with my all particle
Lemur 1: why?
Lemur 2: she likes arson . _ .
Lemur 1: ...o-oh ok . _ .

by Lamp Man or Lemur boy November 27, 2020

Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023

drama particles

Things said in a room of people that provoke drama and hostility.

Both teams were in the lunchroom and a few players on both sides added drama particles until both teams started fighting.

by MeowDevs October 2, 2023

DJ house parties

The act of something sucking when it is trying to be awesome. Often used to describe a person.

Person One: What the fuck is wrong with those douchebags??!
Person Two: They DJ house parties.

by Freq Mods November 4, 2013