Pity Party

When you have a party by yourself because you have no friends

I have no friends so I'm throwing a pity party

by Username 1552 September 4, 2021

pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.

Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

No Pity On The Ants

A beastly death metal song by the band Lupara.

No Pity On The Ants is wicked. Period.

by EmoShallBurn December 17, 2008

Pity parti

When you feel bad for someone on an online call and decide to speak to them/speak in class

My Prof. keeps asking questions in class but no one responds so now his class is practically a pity parti. We only respond because we feel bad for him

by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021

Pity

To feel sorry for someone. For example, if anyone were to pity Penny Marsh, that would be insane.

Don’t pity Penny when you literally can’t.

by penelopechiddybang September 29, 2019

Million Pity

Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.

"Heard of monkeygate?"

"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."

"I'm concerned about how you know that."

by caseyvet December 14, 2023

Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.

Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!

by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014