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Mirror Missile

The projectile, splattered on a bathroom mirror, made up of hardened puss, liquid puss, and blood produced as a result of applying pressure to a face pimple (zit).

This phrase is used to describe the shooting of fluid onto the bathroom mirror from a squeezed pimple.
"Come check out this Mirror Missile, it's gonna take a half a bottle of Windex to clean up."
by Shevus January 8, 2010
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mordor vag

A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.
Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.
by GrouchoMarxx February 24, 2014
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Mirror

Another world that has one of its special agents disguised as you to block you from getting in your so ugly everyone will get Ebola from looking at you and die
Person: wow what if the only reason we can't travel through mirrors is because our reflection is accidentally in our way trying to get to this world.....

Mirror: no you dip shit we do this on purpose to protect our population from the ugly beasts that could come through *cough cough you cough cough*

*person sobs on floor*: y-you di-didnt have t-to be s-so h-harsh!!!!
by MEME FUCKING LORD December 19, 2018
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Thanks Mirrorgirl

A speaker is deemed to be 'Mirrorgirl' when they miss a subtle joke and then either go on to make a less subtle version of the joke themselves (imaginging themselves to be creating original material), or otherwise set out to explain the joke without realising it is meant to be funny. The correct response to such behaviour is 'Thanks Mirrorgirl'.

When used online, commonly abbreviated to 'TMG'.
Mr A: It seems to me that it's only once people have got a regular job and a stable home life that they start thinking about Maslow.

Ms B: Isn't that the point of Maslow? You can't start properly building family/esteem/etc till all the basic needs are taken care of.

Mr A: Thanks Mirrorgirl.
by Eliot von Smith November 2, 2011
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Vincent Vega Mirror Girl

A girl who you know is taken (married has a boyfriend etc.) but you hang out and feel a vibe resulting in talking to yourself about her in front of a mirror

“One drink and that’s it. Don’t be rude. Drink your drink… do it quickly. Say good night… and go home. You see this is a moral test of one’s self, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because being loyal is very important. You’re gonna go out there and say, ‘Good night, I’ve had a very lovely evening’… walk out the door, go home, jerk off, and that’s all you’re gonna do.” Vincent Vega in front of a mirror after his date with Mia Wallace PULP FICTION (1994)
"Oh man this girl is amazing she loves WWE and Bray Wyatt but she's married Oh well that makes her a Vincent Vega Mirror Girl"
by dantheman73 July 26, 2021
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mirror-gasm

A mirror-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off and blows a load all over a wall mirror and then licks it all off.
We've got a wall mirror in our dorm room, and I like to jack-off and have a mirror-gasm on it - then lick it up!
by USAF Cadet January 11, 2021
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mirror queen

A mirror queen is a gay or bisexual guy who claims to be straight and is often married; yet he checks out naked guys by looking at their reflections in locker room mirrors.
"damn, that mirror queen is creeping me out"
by NJstag July 4, 2006
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