squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

Mittens

A slang term used to describe a man's testicles.

"Suck on deez Mittens!"

"Dave got kicked right in the mittens!"

by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung

englishMe it's me...I speak in back translated gibberish on message boards that never makes much sense, and I sign my name with types of boxes translated into german/english

Ich spiele nicht wasser-polo mehr,
Mein Pferd ertrinkt!
- ICH

I am meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung, and my name means, "my name here", sincerly yours, Schuhkasten

by meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung September 13, 2004

mitten job

A handjob where the person giving wheres a mitten over their hand for increased heat and traction.

"Oh damn, did you hear she gave him a mitten job last Christmas?

by grawrgrawrgrawr August 13, 2011

smelly mitten

When an individual farts on their hand and then cups their hand over another indviduals nose.

I just gave my girlfriend a smelly mitten!

by sickaudi October 25, 2009

crotch mittens

To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.

Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."

by Crusher33 March 7, 2010

Arbor Misted

Wetting yourself; Either urinating yourself of spilling enough alcohol on your pants to look like you did. Especially spilling actual peach chardonnay arbor mist on your crotch and it seeping down to your bottom.

I can't believe we just watched Paranormal Activity 3 and your Arbor Misted yourself

by munkey madness November 8, 2011