A person (usually a guy but also sometimes a girl) who sucks so much cock. Sometimes they can't even get enough.
Yo I thought my girl was sexy, but now I see she's such a mittel
by Muthafuckenayyy November 28, 2017
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englishMe it's me...I speak in back translated gibberish on message boards that never makes much sense, and I sign my name with types of boxes translated into german/english

Ich spiele nicht wasser-polo mehr,
Mein Pferd ertrinkt!
- ICH
I am meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung, and my name means, "my name here", sincerly yours, Schuhkasten
by meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung September 14, 2004
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Phx Ninja 42 juGGalo a...awesome amazing man that will always have your back and is loyal af to a fault and is a mine
Christopher mittel is truely and honestly the man of your dreams dont let him get away
by Stephanie fiore February 17, 2021
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