stop mastercating, i can see your wenis
don't mastercate, it'll ruin your appitite for me, baby, rawr!!!
don't mastercate, it'll ruin your appitite for me, baby, rawr!!!
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n.
A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.
A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
Get the masterdate mug.Jim was so lonely after his girlfriend left him for a other guy, he started masterhate himself on every occaision.
by Matc584 August 23, 2011
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Girl1:yo this is how I masturbate
by Sexydefos March 24, 2020
Get the Masturbate mug.a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.
oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater
by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010
Get the chronic live masturbater mug.Macterbation (mack-tur-bait-shun) or Macterbating (verb) Is the act of obsessing yourself in apple products to the point you damn near bust a nut. So deep in MacBook Pros, iPads, iPhones, that it's become a major part of your life tinkering with apple products. Literally to the point of suspected viagra abuse because your friends are concerned over the fact that you spend hours on end in front of a laptop, tv, tablet or cellphone with a mega huge raging boner. This is a serious condition and there will probably be some sort of walk for it one of these days... Be ready.
You walk in to see your bro shacked up in bed; laptop on chest surfing Steve Jobs memorial websites, apple tv "airplaying" off the iPhone in the background, crushing the book on a tablet no more than a fingers "poke" away and blaring iTunes (probably the beetles or bob dylan) in the pitch black dark of your parents basement totin' a black turtle neck tee and maybe sipping a pinot grigio. Straight up Macterbation sesh
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