to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

president Barack obama needs to be struck by lightning and stop dithering when it comes to US Foreign Policy.

by Sexydimma March 8, 2015

Jewish Lightning Bolt

When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.

You ever had a Jewish Lightning Bolt? Mine shot to the ceiling!

by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016

soggy lightning bolt

male ejaculate, from the zig zag pattern ejaculate takes, once it leaves the penis

"this girl she was goin down on me,
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts

by bigEnotorEus, C-bizzle November 17, 2003

rail of white lightning

Doing a line of cocaine

There’s Jäger ripping a rail of white lightning

by ToxicJägerMain November 8, 2018

Dirty Lightning Cable

When you shove your partner's iPhone into your partner's rectum, and then plug and unplug the charger cable to vibrate the phone and stimulate your partner's rectum.

John: yo I have yo girl a dirty lightning cable last night
Justin: what is that

John: its when I shove my phone in her ass and plug it in to vibrate it
Justin: that's not a real thing

by TransracialDoughBoy May 15, 2017

The Norwegian Lightning Rod

A move originating in the lower east side of Norwegia meaning to remove the penis from a women/mans anus and while the shitter is still opened taking a piss into the conerging butthole.

The Norwegian Lightning Rod is actually illegal in Norwegia but still pretty common in poverty stricken places in the country.

by hunty goertz April 13, 2010

lightning strikes

A slang term for snorting lines of cocaine

Yo im all geeked up from taking some lightning strikes

by strikeripper1101 October 16, 2009