Literous

The feeling of wanting to litter or throw fruits off of buildings.

"I am feeling very literous" is what he said as he tossed his can of coke out the window of his car.

"I am a very literous individual' thought damon as he continued to dump watermelons out of the trunk of his expeditions

by thesneakygiraffe August 21, 2010

literal equations

(n.) math equations that primarily focus on solving a variable mostly without numbers. It's extremely fucking difficult and irritating. Most of the time, you don't even know what the fuck you're doing and it'll be the reason you fail your first semester of Algebra.

Teacher: "Jimmy, go up to the board and solve one of the literal equations."

Jimmy: "Fuck..."

by Pooookasad September 30, 2013

literate

1) A person possessing reading and writing skills that remain acceptable by the standards of the English language.
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...

Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?

Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??

(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)

by CPU Killer January 31, 2005

literature

Literature is a sort of aesthetic expression, usually involving words, but can be made of patterns or symbols. Most people think of literature as novels, but it can be anything you read, write, or create, as long as it has a special meaning. For example, a regular old to-do list is not literature, while a combination of certain symbols can be considered such.

My favourite kind of literature is prose.

by Katy December 25, 2003

Literally Dying

When you just can't even and basically die.

This Starbucks line is so long, I'm literally dying.

by meow_zz August 18, 2016

literal kangaroo

Assumed to be a racial pejorative for a specific group of people residing in Australia; it is unknown if this is truly a racial pejorative, but for citizens of the world it is better to assume it is in order not to offend anyone. This phrase was coined in a conversation between Dave Rubin and Skyler Turden.

An alternate definition: a real "literal" kangaroo

I'll have to check urban dictionary to see if literal kangaroo is a racial pejorative in some form or another because I am not caught up with all the alt-right metaphors and racial slurs.

by Mas malignement September 17, 2019

monodextrous literature

a jazz mag, one handed reading material.

As he heard his mother he hurriedly stashed his monodextrous literature under the bed and hid the jizz rag.

by TLO Smudge March 2, 2004