hankering for a dipankering 

when one hanks for a dipanks, or is hankering for a dipankering, he or she desires the dipanker or craves it.

X: i'm really hankering for a dipankering tonight
Y: yeah i could go for some dipanker too

hankering for a dipankering by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006

2 handed twister

only for men with big dicks and girl uses two hands and twists in opposite directions up and down the shaft.

i used the 2 handed twister to make him bust a nut

2 handed twister by dicklicker69 October 26, 2008

Pink Hankee 

When a guy loogies on the girls ass crack and then proceeds to hit it up the backside and uses the loogie as loob- haha thats nice

I dont know, nowone would do that

Pink Hankee by anonymous February 3, 2004

hankerin for some wankerin 

an urge to jerk off

seeing my cousin's sweet bouncing boobies gave me a hankerin for some wankerin

hankerin for some wankerin by pickles mcdoody April 2, 2010

Mr. Hankey 

Somebody who acts like a complete shithead and absolutely ruins your life

Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail

Mr. Hankey by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019

got your ass handed to you

Used in the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when Penny and Amy beat Sheldon and Leonard in Pictionary. 'Got Your Ass Handed To You' is a phrase to mean something along the lines of 'You Just Got Thrashed!"

Penny: I wonder where the phrase Got Your Ass Handed To You originated. Maybe it's from ancient Rome where they'd actually chop off someones ass and be like HERE! You know to appease the god Loseronius.. The god of LOSERS
Sheldon: ._.

got your ass handed to you by Thatawesomegirlwithsass July 9, 2014

hacked-ness 

amount to which an object has been modified beyond intended use

the gamecube will never match the xbox in hacked-ness

hacked-ness by Anonymous October 26, 2003