HankDaTank 

HankDaTank also known as Hanky The Horsey Hanky and Hankus Pankus Give Me a Spankus is a YouTuber/Streamer most known for NBA 2k. He is known as one of the top players on the virtual basketball game due to his versatility and incredibly high IQ. He can play any position, and is often referred to as both a dribble god and a horse at the point guard and center positions respectively. He was also credited with bringing make it take it back, thus saving the 2k community. He is known for both his comedic style and skilled game play. Overall Hank is a W.

Ian: Do you think HankDaTank will make another mixtape?
Lobo: Should I ask him what hesi he uses?
Ian: Yikes, get blocked.

HankDaTank by Ian Bitton October 2, 2018

hankdatank 

hank is a really comp stage 2k20 player on jah. some people call him luv. he is a god at 2k and fort at the same time ( yes it’s true) i’m not lying he’s more insane then jarvis. when i watch hanks daily uploads he reminds me of jesus christ a little bit. just the way he talks and moves!

hankdatank is a god at 2k

hankdatank by raandomfatwizard November 21, 2019

hankahank 

A new term referring to the ever growing portion of the population that is best described as a cross between trailer trash, redneck and wigger.

The people of this new social class can often be seen driving to Walmart in their whip which is usually a beat up late 80's/early 90's model Ford that has a RIP Dale Earnhardt bumper sticker on it while wearing their hip hop/gangsta style clothing to go and steal the latest Carrie Underwood CD for their best friend's combo 14th birthday party/baby shower to help her take her mind of the restraining order she had to take out on the father of her unborn baby...or at least the guy she *thinks* is *probably* the father.

*note Eminem and Dale Earnhardt are their gods.

Typical conversation about hankahanks:

Claire: Did you hear about what happened at Walmart? A grown woman tried to throw her baby at a teenage girl who was sleeping with her boyfriend to try and stop her from getting the last Carrie Underwood CD but the baby's "Who's My Daddy?" bling chain hit her in the face before she could release it and blinded her in both eyes!!

Claire's friend: Wow....what a hankahank.

Typical conversation between hankahanks (*note the mixed slang cultures):

Hankahank #1: Yo, dawg. Is you goin' tah Britney's howse?
Hankahank #2: Nah, fuck dat! She done me wrong, yo. 'Sides, I gotsta mow da lawn for my stepdad or he's gonna whoop my ass.
Hankahank #1: True dat! Git er' done!

hankahank by LadySparx January 19, 2008