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Pep Guardiola

Manager of FC Barcelona. Promotes beautiful football, lead Barcelona to the famed sextuple in his first year in charge. He also happens to be a hot piece of ass, he is by far the sexiest manager in the world. Proud Catalan man.
"Who's that guy who's a mix between Arsene Wenger and José Mourihno?"

"Oh, Pep Guardiola."
by innitgirl May 9, 2010
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Peer Guardian

p2p IP blocker. Helps you keep your privacy while using a p2p client (file sharing program like kazaa,limewire,enule etc). Blocks all unwanted IPs from reaching your computer (ads,spyware,trojans,anti-p2p organizations,goverment organizations etc)Peer Guardian also lets you customize "black-lists" of IPs you want to block.
The program is mainly used by people who don't want to get caught downloading illegaly or people who don't want to catch a computer virus while downloading software.
Sweet I just downloaded Peer Guardian 2.0, now I don't have to worry about getting spyware shit from kazaa.
by *666Pyro666* December 7, 2005
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guard dog

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty
Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog
by Ben November 18, 2004
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Penor Guard

Guard for your penor
OMG! Activate the penor guard!
by zyk0 March 30, 2004
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guap

A large wad of disposable cash,generally obtained illegally, preferably spent on Hennessey and hos.
Yo James, let's hit the strip club, I got mad guap to blow.
by Wizmasta December 29, 2008
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Guaranteed Cummer

A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.
Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!
by El Don Parchador January 4, 2011
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Color Guard

A person who is multi talented and do a routine with at least one of these flag, rifle, baton, and can in some cases dance, must know how to march.
Look at the color guard in the band their flags are so pretty.
by Elizabeth September 15, 2003
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