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Lane Floating

Lane floating is a sport created in the Cotswolds where you drive down a country lane in a low gear with the driver and all the passengers seated outside the vehicle (on window ledges or the roof).

This new sport is designed for the occupants of the vehicle to be able to socialise at slow speeds night or day on quiet lanes or narrow tracks; piloting the vehicle at low speeds from outside the car gives the impression you are floating down a canal (hence the name).

The art of this sport rests with the driver as they will have limited control while sat on the window ledge but passengers will be in charge of gear changing.

This sport is illegal in England which makes it a bit more interesting and should only be carried out by experienced drivers.
Dan and four friends sat on the window ledges of the car and began lane floating down "Calf Way".

As Dan was lane floating down "Green Farm Way" he was steering from above and letting the car roll.

As we drove down yonder we passed a group of people floating down the lane in a car.
by JeffeyFromYonder May 26, 2009
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Those things that you see occasionally, and are like lines of nothing, created on the eye's photoshop.
Person 1: Hey man wha-
Person 2: Hey, whats wrong?
Person 1: Holy fuck! Theres a bomb in my eye!
Person 2: Silly man, thats just an eye-floater!
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Floatie

An erection or hard on! When a mans penis is erect or hard. His penis may be used to keep the woman afloat if they were having sex whilst in the water.
Damn i woke up with a floatie this morning.
I had a floatie in my pants.
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Flitterati

The liberal upper-middle-classes of urban England who flee the dubious delights of their own cities to buy property in fashionable rural regions abroad.
"The flitterati are going to have to choose a new destination now that the property bubble in rural France has burst."
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A fat clitorus or also know as a hummingbird.
I fucked the girl last night and she had a flitorus or the indigenous african hummingbird.
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A colloquial term used to describe breasts.
Damn, look at those flittytitters go!!
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floating face

When under the influence of LSD people's faces will sometimes appear to be "floating" as if detached from their head.
Holy shit, do you see Laz's face? It's floating! He is a floating face!
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