floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024

Flarking

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy while she shits on the tip of your penis. She or he will then shove the shit into your urethra using their tongue.

I cannot wait to go flarking after school!

by Flark maxxer March 28, 2024

flosrting

the act of using floss to remove a vaginal cyst

hey mate that’s a fat cyst in ur cunt, ur gonna have to try some flosrting

by sargent pube flick April 7, 2024

floapsing

Tramping around town without an agenda

Adam's sister, Brexleigh has been floapsing about town again. She is slut dressed as mutton.

by venerablesäure April 18, 2024

floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump

Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

by artist6000 October 28, 2024

Floating island of garbage

Puerto Rico according to Tony Hinchcliffe.

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"

-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 31, 2024

florqing

Flamboyantly and violently jorqing your shit til you bleed.

Person 1: I'm fucking florqing it
Person 2: Holy shit

by Chezitoes December 12, 2024