flosrting

the act of using floss to remove a vaginal cyst

hey mate that’s a fat cyst in ur cunt, ur gonna have to try some flosrting

by sargent pube flick April 7, 2024

Floating island of reprisal

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.

Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022

Frosting A Log

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.

I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.

by boowack2000 May 20, 2010

Frosting your turd

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.

Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.

by Gavroy January 10, 2016

meat frosting

Bacon

Hey, Did you order that burger with bacon?

Hell yeah! I don't eat any meat without Meat Frosting.

by 69eater March 30, 2012

urban forting

To create a room partition by using liberated (i.e. stolen) storage crates, usually from drug stores. Studio apartments can be turned into 2-bedroom homes by stacking crates to ceiling height plus additional crates can be converted to furnishing such as coffee tables, couches, and bed frames.

We turned Tony's studio apartment into a 3 room place through urban forting. Thanks CVS!

by goyadun August 25, 2013

vanilla frosting

glazed in human nectar

she came out of the bedroom with vanilla frosting all over her face.

by pink sock 4321 December 14, 2010