Faith

Most likely a blonde girl with an addiction to coffee and ice cream. She can be a straight diva at times but is a total realist.

¨Who leeft the Starbucks cup here, probaly faith

by Dictionaryy November 29, 2018

Old Faithful

While a girl is fingering herself, she lifts her lower body in the air. Then, as she squirts, it looks like a geyser spraying up into the air. As the squirt juice falls back down, the girl then flails around with great passion as she is covered with her own squirt juice.

Guy: Why are you so sticky?
Girl: I just got done doing an Old Faithful.
Guy: What the fuck?
Girl: Yeah, I do it EVERY time I masturbate.

by Haywood Jablowmii September 6, 2012

fairhope

pretty much the most boring town EVER.
everyone pretty much lives off of gene's beans & abner's, well, until it burned down and all. home to a bunch of retired old people & druggies.

i dunno, i might as well go to downtown fairhope since there's absolutly nothing better to do.

by fairhopeSUCKS. May 13, 2011

Old Faithful

Double Chin

Kelly, your old faithful is showing.

by yo mamma>dayum straight February 2, 2009

Fairhaven

a small town where everyone knows everyone else and their business. there are 3 elemntry schools and one middle school. no girls like each other and if they do, their probally faking it. its like a town of telephone and the by the time the last person hears it, its not what you said at all. everyone's rich and stuckup and worried about everyoen else. west island is where its at in the summer. the cheerleaders think theyre all that and a bag of chips but voc. is better. the boys think theyre mad tough and such gangsters but as soon as the cross the bridge the suddenly forget what that is. its a twon of a bucnh of fake people. the population of fairhaven is 7 and you probally have had the same kids in your class since you were in pre-k. kids that go to voc. are smart to get away. trust me, youd want to get away. but honestlyy it's not half bad and people know how to have a good time.

I think i'm better than you because im from Fairhaven

by fhs November 16, 2006

pwned in da faise

An extremely high level of pwnage, also known as pwnership. When someone is pwned and you want to rub it in, so you say HAHAHA pwned in da faise!

n00b: WTF!? I died 10 times already!??!

Me: HAHAHAHA pwned in da faise!

by Bob882 December 18, 2004

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010