a combination of the words "disaster" and "ass": noun
1.) used to describe the backside of a woman who has spent copious hours sitting on a kitchen chair while chatting online in the same pajamas that she wore the previous day while folding that day's previous day's laundry.
2.) also used to describe the resulting keister of a porn slut appearing in one of those anal gaping features that seem to be gaining popularity lately
1.) used to describe the backside of a woman who has spent copious hours sitting on a kitchen chair while chatting online in the same pajamas that she wore the previous day while folding that day's previous day's laundry.
2.) also used to describe the resulting keister of a porn slut appearing in one of those anal gaping features that seem to be gaining popularity lately
SitOnMeShamrock: Yo dude, did you see that pic that (non-descript screen name) sent out the other day?
Jweed439: Yeah, classic case of disasterass if ever i saw one.
Jweed439: Yeah, classic case of disasterass if ever i saw one.
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A situation of national danger or disaster in which a government suspends normal constitutional procedures to regain control. It can be an earthquake, flood, landslide, cyclone, tsunami, urban flood, heatwave; a man-made disaster can be nuclear, biological, and chemical, there is no fixed term to declare a national calamity as a 'national disaster. The government is also allowed to stop production and/or stop any citizen from traveling, working, or going to school depending on how serious of danger or disaster the nation is in.
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John: "Well that's just great! My flight got delayed thanks to a breakdown... the disaster magnet strikes again!
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Origin: from the root words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe'; first used on February 9th 2010 by a four-year old girl to describe her father's nose: "Daddy's nose is turning all red, it is a disastrophe!"
Often misspelled as and confused with "disastrophy" which refers to a trophy wife who has had too much plastic surgery.
Origin: from the root words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe'; first used on February 9th 2010 by a four-year old girl to describe her father's nose: "Daddy's nose is turning all red, it is a disastrophe!"
Often misspelled as and confused with "disastrophy" which refers to a trophy wife who has had too much plastic surgery.
1. a mind-boggling mess or tragedy on an epic scale: What is happening in Haiti is a disastrophe.
2. any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: My blind date was a disastrophe, he spent the whole night hitting on the waitress.
3. a potent mix of tragedy and stupidity; a clusterf@ck, particularly one containing an element of the absurd: The government's handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina was a total disastrophe.
4. a particularly egregious fashion error; a "hot mess": That dress is a complete disastrophe, what were you thinking?!
related words:
disastropic(al) - adjective
disastrophically - adverb
synonyms: misfortune, calamity, tragedy, hot mess.
anonyms: triumph, victory, success.
2. any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: My blind date was a disastrophe, he spent the whole night hitting on the waitress.
3. a potent mix of tragedy and stupidity; a clusterf@ck, particularly one containing an element of the absurd: The government's handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina was a total disastrophe.
4. a particularly egregious fashion error; a "hot mess": That dress is a complete disastrophe, what were you thinking?!
related words:
disastropic(al) - adjective
disastrophically - adverb
synonyms: misfortune, calamity, tragedy, hot mess.
anonyms: triumph, victory, success.
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