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A person (or persons) prone (or perhaps cursed) to such bad luck that anything that could go wrong, usually does...Typically at the worst time possible.
John: "Well that's just great! My flight got delayed thanks to a breakdown... the disaster magnet strikes again!
by Netsurfer_x1 July 06, 2010
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Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".

The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021
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