coachroach

a kickass fighting machine that can survive nuclear bombs. They are better than cockroaches

Ian is NOT a coachroach...

by coachroach June 19, 2006

coach cox mile

a unit of distance; the equivalent of three miles.

Girl: i just ran a mile, ugh that was so tough!
Boy: you think thats tough?! I just ran a coach cox mile!
Girl: OMG!! how horrible!

by BigOnumber8 December 21, 2010

Coach Crush

It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.

Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."

June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."

Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010

COCHE

CO·SH

attractive ,impressive, acceptable, genuine, and fucking-awesome.
Combining the words COOL and KOSHER (informal)(slang)

Hey Dude, thank you for that extra gram of weed, that was fucking COCHE.

by Bellator_XXX December 13, 2014

Coach

A coach is a person that teaches you new things. Some times you hate them and sometimes you love them. In the end they are always there for you

Hey coach.

Hey Brooke

by Bmiller July 16, 2018

Cochraning

The childish act of having a tantrum and supergluing your penis to someone else’s personal belongings In a desperate attempt of some recognition.

Yo did you hear of the guy who got caught cochraning himself to another persons tool box? So tragic

What makes it even more tragic is carrying out this act on the wrong person, whoops.

by Two stroke September 24, 2020

Coachella

A vibe that you get when you don’t get what you want but end up still enjoying the situation.

It took us too long to be seated but it ended up Coachella

Did you like lady Gaga’s new album? It was Pretty Coachella.

by YonahCliff October 10, 2020