conveyor belt

A mechanical apparatus consisting of a continous moving belt that transports materials or packages from one place to another.

Me: hey, i read on teh intarwebs that if a plane is movi..

Conveyor Belt: The plane will take off.

Me: ORLY?

by nickelmedia July 21, 2008

Concentrated

1. To get dissed or made fun of
2. the newer version of juiced

Juiced? Naw! He got Concentrated!

by Hackenberger's Novice Debate Class December 21, 2007

Coventry

an english douche bag.

mentally retarded male with uncontrolable bowel movements

useless and pointless

That guy is a proper Coventry... hes so bloody useless!

by Rob Ashdown December 23, 2007

conveniomatic

An item that, while perhaps convenient, is somewhat nonessential, even pointless. It is inspired by 1950s American-style advertising aimed at the 'house wife'.

'My new SuperVac400 with built in Soap Manufacturer sure is conveniomatic!'
'This Fisher & Paykel DishDrawer system is conveniomatic!'

by The Man of Many Words June 12, 2005

connector wad

When putting up christmas lights and all cords amass in one outlet to form one huge bundle of plugs and outlets.

Clark Griswold: Hey Eddie, hand me the connector wad so i can turn night into day man with all the Christmas lights!
Eddie: Sounds good Clark, I'll get the kids!

by Brian V. Harris December 28, 2007

connector

An individual with eyebrows that connect in the middle of the forehead.

Hey check out the connectors eating the Sharma.

by B-Rad222223 April 1, 2008

Concentrated Irony

Quoting your own vocal typo for emphasis and absentmindedly inputting a typo in your own signature.

"They all passed with flawless colours"

- Jordan JodLfallow

* Actual name spelt correctly - Jordan Jodfallow
thus resulting in concentrated irony

by Vessel of failure July 7, 2009