clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.

Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!

by clockblocker April 18, 2010

Peen Clocked

hitting someone in the face with ur penis
hence the word peen

i peen clocked my girlfriend Danielle in the face

by Cuban711 September 25, 2008

Squirrel clock

An annoying grand father clock. Every hour a squirrel pops out with a nut.

Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.

by Kalollypop. August 7, 2008

Biological Clock

A common excuse that women may use to guilt their significant other into marriage. More effective in a strong New Jersey accent, as portrayed by Marisa Tomei. This phrase originates from the 1992 comedy "My Cousin Vinny".

boyfriend: What's wrong?
girlfriend: The bills are late, we're out of Special K, 'My So-Called Life' was just canceled, and my biological clock is TICKING like THIS!

by Vamptastic May 4, 2009

strawberry clock

The self-proclaimed King of the Portal. He leads a band of animators known as the Clock Crew.

Strawberry Clock is the king of the portal.

by The Zebu September 9, 2003

clock sucker

A person who totally wastes your time, with no concern for your life, since they have no life of their own. They are particularly annoying to sales reps, who cannot afford to waste time on non-prospects.

(from GlenGarry Glen Ross)
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!

by BigBird1017 May 10, 2008

Tony the Clock

The talking clock from Don't Hug me i'm Scared 2 and teaches about time.

Tony the Clock is a huge nerd.

by NekoAsh June 27, 2016