Chocolate Thunder

a name used to describe a sexy dark skinned male or female.

When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!

by shy ni May 16, 2009

Chocolate Sunrise

When you wake someone up by pooping on their chest.

Girl: /sleep
Boy: *POOOOOP*
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK did you just shit on my chest!?
Boy: Chocolate sunrise bitch!

by Ben Doverrrr December 17, 2008

chocolate trombone

Whilst partner is behind you they place a finger in the bum, and the same time reaches round and masterbates the male penis.

Laura put a finger up Davies bum and took hold of his penis. She then simentously slide finger in and out whilst pulling his chappy playing the chocolate trombone.

by deviant irishman April 26, 2014

Chocolate Valentine

Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.

"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "

by Ghost84 August 7, 2013

chocolate freeway

The bowel. Specifically with reference to sodomy.

A homosexual enjoys a ride down the "chocolate freeway".

by Champ February 10, 2002

chocolate flapjack

a large, limp, saggy boob of a person of african american heritage

my, that woman has some chocolate flapjacks

by chocojacks44 November 1, 2008

Chocolate Milky

When the black husband is fucking his white wife, he pulls out and accidentally shoots his whole load into his wife’s fuck hole. It’s like making chocolate milk, you mix the chocolate sauce into the white milk and you get chocolate milk. He gave her a chocolate milky.

Man, I can’t believe I have this kid now, it’s only because I gave Laura that chocolate milky

by JRLo20 December 14, 2018