chilver

an Old English term referring to a newborn lamb or sheep.

the mother sheep sheltered the chilver from the snow.

by molumolu October 17, 2008

Chilfer

1. A Pedifile.
2. Like Milf, but the CH from Child is taken and put in front of the word instead of M from Mother.
3. Basically, A Child Fucker.

1. Joe is such a Chilfer!

2. Whoa! Stranger danger! There's a Chilfer on the loose!

by Angel May xD *My Darlin'. January 18, 2008

liquid children

sperm ....spunk.....cum....jizz......
white wee wee.... fathers milk ..etc etc ...

fuck me youve shot ya liquid children all over my tits you filthy cunt.....

by his master.... November 25, 2004

Cheeky Chilterner

A cheeky Chilterner is a term used by B E N N S K I BARROW EXPRESS and it means “someone who likes a cheeky train ride on the Chiltern mainline” this term is used a lot by the dear Bennskibarrowexpress or Chef Bennski as some call him

No one: ...

Bennski: Oh YeS I’m a cheeky chilterner and I like to cook a butta chicken cuwwy

Everyone else: oh fuck off

by SLANDERS! April 9, 2020

spilt my children

for males : to have an orgasm.

1. "She was giving me this great handjob.... and i spilt my children right there on the couch."
2. "I cant believe I spilt my children so quickly. It was quite embarrassing."

by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004

childrens hospital

A place where kids go when they're sick.

Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital

by chris January 4, 2005

Chimer

Noun - an individual who breaks into a conversation with irrelevant information meant only to satisfy one's need to participate.







See: nuisance, pest, stupid, why are you talking, why are you talking out your ass, pain in the ass, negative stimulus

See also "unwanted remarks"

If pilots Joe and Bob were talking about how to properly land a 747 on wet tarmac, the Chimer, (who works as an accountant) will interject how he or she once took a 747 to Bermuda and the landing was bad.

by Noner November 30, 2004