Caliub

The best friend anyone could ever ask for! A real Ryder! Sweet nice all round best friend. Always there for u if u need. Through thick and thin won't ever leave u. One of the best guys I know

"Hey I need to move this weekend I know I'll call caliub for help!"

by StiNA TrASh WhITe August 19, 2016

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CALCUMATATER

When another assumed human being with a stable gender asks you to count their potatoes and the act requires a calculator.
is often best used to adress someone who is good at doing so (eg.You are the best CALCUMATATER there is!!)

Dude:Hey bro im growing them sweet potato-tatoers!!
Dude#2:COol DO YuO kNw Hwo many you haVE THeere??
Dude:NOOOO BROOOOOO.
Dude#2Cool Lemme Just pull out my c alculator and add these alll up
Dude:ok kk lmoa kkk
Dude#2:THats 3333 Tater PotTAters you got there !
Dude: Youre an awesome CALCUMATATER!!!

by SKILLX100 June 11, 2017

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Cacoughany

The chorus of coughs of co-workers in open plan offices.

Once the recycled air spreads peak saturation of an airborne virus in a workplace you can expect to hear the cacoughany begin.

The cacoughany can be heard far and wide across the 24th floor.

Matt is the maestro of coughs in the coughffice with Kieran taking a hack at the rhythm section.

Henry, the chief instigator lung operator brings his own unique breath of hot air.

No one applauds.

Fuck, if we can't all be healthy. Let's at least laugh about it.

by Kiz... June 27, 2018

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Callous Yob

Words used commonly by newspapers in the United Kingdom to name degenerate youths. Yob is 'boy' backward and it was used to refer to lower class boys by the upper class commonly in the 19th century. Words are generally used at the beginning of a sentence followed by a petty crime which benefits no-one that the yobs have committed.

Newspaper: "Callous Yobs break octogenarians mobility scooter while laughing."

by yeah buoy September 24, 2018

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calculer / cala

French word / Mot français

"Calculer" means "to calculate" in english and "cala" is a drift from "calculer".
"To calculate (calculer/cala) someone/something" means to give attention, or to pay attention to someone or something. It's an expression used by a lot of people, mostly the youngs, it's a slang.
It's more used in the negative way, than in the positive, we will see often this, followed with a "pas (not)".

Calculer, ou cala qui est une dérive, est une expression souvent utilisée par les jeunes, qui signifie le fait de donner de l'attention à quelqu'un ou à quelque chose, d'en avoir quelque chose à faire, il est souvent utilisé au négatif, donc suivit d'un "pas".

For example / Par exemple:

calculer / cala

"Il m'a pas calculé" = he didn't give attention to me
"Il m'a pas cala" = he didn't give attention to me

"Je les cala pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Je les calcule pas" = I don't pay attention to them

"Il m'a pas calculé" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Il m'a pas cala" = il s'en est fichu de moi

"Je les cala pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
"Je les calcule pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux

by FrenchBoyWhoKnows January 7, 2019

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