CALCUMATATER 

When another assumed human being with a stable gender asks you to count their potatoes and the act requires a calculator.
is often best used to adress someone who is good at doing so (eg.You are the best CALCUMATATER there is!!)

Dude:Hey bro im growing them sweet potato-tatoers!!
Dude#2:COol DO YuO kNw Hwo many you haVE THeere??
Dude:NOOOO BROOOOOO.
Dude#2Cool Lemme Just pull out my c alculator and add these alll up
Dude:ok kk lmoa kkk
Dude#2:THats 3333 Tater PotTAters you got there !
Dude: Youre an awesome CALCUMATATER!!!

CALCUMATATER by SKILLX100 June 11, 2017

Calcumalator 

Calculating-machine/device.
Yes this is just a silly way to say calculator.
Use this version if you want to sound cute or funny.

Hey... could you pass me that Calcumalator?

Calcumalator by slutypackage February 1, 2008