1 definition by SKILLX100

When another assumed human being with a stable gender asks you to count their potatoes and the act requires a calculator.
is often best used to adress someone who is good at doing so (eg.You are the best CALCUMATATER there is!!)
Dude:Hey bro im growing them sweet potato-tatoers!!
Dude#2:COol DO YuO kNw Hwo many you haVE THeere??
Dude:NOOOO BROOOOOO.
Dude#2Cool Lemme Just pull out my c alculator and add these alll up
Dude:ok kk lmoa kkk
Dude#2:THats 3333 Tater PotTAters you got there !
Dude: Youre an awesome CALCUMATATER!!!
by SKILLX100 June 12, 2017
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