Cacoughany

The chorus of coughs of co-workers in open plan offices.

Once the recycled air spreads peak saturation of an airborne virus in a workplace you can expect to hear the cacoughany begin.

The cacoughany can be heard far and wide across the 24th floor.

Matt is the maestro of coughs in the coughffice with Kieran taking a hack at the rhythm section.

Henry, the chief instigator lung operator brings his own unique breath of hot air.

No one applauds.

Fuck, if we can't all be healthy. Let's at least laugh about it.

by Kiz... June 27, 2018

cacoughony

The sound heard by the unfortunate individual trapped in some sort of large gathering of sick people. Often happens in religious services, schools, and on public transportation.

The cacoughony at the library made it impossible for Kate to study, and she was forced to go home to avoid catching the flu.

by HoboAC February 13, 2009

cacoughonous

How a room full of people will sound if some type of lung-irritant gets introduced into da air.

Apparently Orville Wright was quite da prankster as a child; da story goes dat he once sprinkled red pepper into da heating-ducts at his school; one can just imagine da "cacoughonous chorus" dat mustah erupted soon afterwards!

by QuacksO February 21, 2022

cacoughasneeze

Some people sneeze and cough at the same time making a startlingly loud noise that often causes pandemonium.

cacoughasneeze - Sneezing and and coughing loudly at the same time making a discordant mixture of sound.
Jerry's cachoughasneeze was so loud, alarmed cats freaked out and ran and jumped in all directions in a catsplosion.

by spookykarmacat April 25, 2022