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caleb huber

is the result of a woman being daintily fucked by an apprentice wizard when she accidentally moans a spell that turns her clitoris into a garden Nome that precedes to impregnate her with his nomechode. this produces a seed that grows into a fiesty orc child with downs syndrom that crawls out his mothers mouth. today this "thing" looks like a two fingered retard trying to return a text message and cant eat without staining his louiville sweatshirt
ex...god you look like caleb huber when you eat.
ex...like everyday at lunch
by swing! March 11, 2010
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cale

v. To loathe humanity with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns; to expect and receive disappointment, pain, misery, and despair; hatred bordering on insanity
He Caled the very sight of that maternity ward
by Matt Cale May 13, 2005
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Caleb

An adjective. Commonly used to describe someone who is absolute shit at making conversations.
"It's pouring outside isn't it?"

"Stop being such a caleb and give me a conversation I can work with."
by Not a Caleb July 28, 2018
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Caleb

The best person you'll ever meet, he will always be there for you. When he finds the right girl he'll love her to death he is the funniest guy you'll know and you are lucky to know him. He is very smexy and adorable too x And Caleb will try all he can to make you happy..... Caleb if ur reading this i love you and thankyou for all you've done for me I cant wait for tuesday and i hope you can't either xx Love the best girlfriend in the world xD
"Hello Caleb"
"wagwan g"
by ItsTheRealCP April 18, 2019
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Jew Calendar

A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.
Before we go out let me check my Jew calendar and see if we can get a free or cheap meal.
by Juls309 March 16, 2015
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Caleb

Someone who’s CONSTANTLY questioning their sexuality. Might be gay, might not, but not even he knows
Person 1: Hey is Caleb gay??
Person 2: I’m not sure, and neither is he!
by ChingHo September 14, 2018
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Calem

A very skuxx and handsome looking fellow with minor flaws. Loves spiderman and playing video games. Over in love with himself and has an extremely large penis.
"I wish I was as skuxx as Calem"

"Yeah, me too"

skuxx handsome minor flaws video games
by dadeadpool2012 April 26, 2013
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