rabbit candy

A new drug consisting of epsom salts, methampethamines, cocaine, heroin, marijuana all encased and wrapped in monkey foreskins. Preferably smoked in pipes or injected intraveinously.

Hey Chad whats wrong with your rabbit?

I gave him this rabbit candy ive been hearing about.

Holy shit dude, hes ripping peoples heads off like the rabbit in Monty python!

by TommyKnockers August 23, 2014

lady candy

The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane

Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.

by aretegroup December 2, 2016

candy monday

Taking snapchats, while driving around late at night in a car playing music.

Michelle- Luis why didn’t you answer any of my calls last night?;)

Luis- Sorry, I was too busy playing Candy Monday you fetí klutzy

by Jack Dman June 22, 2019

booty candy

Mistress, side piece, sex toy, booty call; usually referring to the person a high profile business man or head of state is having an affair with

Did you hear the rumors that the Prime Minister brought his booty candy on an official visit to South America? I'm sure his wife must know!

by Bootycandylover August 12, 2016

sour candy

Someone with an angry and bad personality all the time ,but beautiful from the inside

i’m sour candy

by SourCandy May 28, 2020

Candy Dog

A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.

Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!

by Starla69 October 12, 2012

Candy Hangover

Similar to hangover, a candy hangover is what happens in the days following Halloween when you eat too much candy. The symptoms include but are not limited to: headaches, stomach aches, nausea, puking, and being dehydrated.

"how much candy did you get?"
"tons! But i ate the whole bag and got a candy hangover."

by jeweledgirl November 1, 2011