Monkey brains

The green wrinkly fruit that sole purpose on earth is for kids to hit with bats and roll down hills.

When I was a kid we would play baseball with monkey brains

by Brian Lumpkin April 23, 2006

brains

A term for methamphetamine used by the particularly addicted and strung out when seeking their next fix. Mostly used by those addicts that are so far along they are missing several teeth, have a pale complexion, are covered in sores and lack sufficient cognitive ability to think about much else than getting more to feed their hunger.

Strung out meth addict: Brains!

Sane person: You are likely to find more fulfillment by seeking out other...

Strung out meth addict: BRAINS!!!!!

by l0ner September 16, 2011

brains jump out the top like jack in the box

(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'

Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.

by DieLawn September 6, 2007

Brainis

Has a penis for a brain

You are a brainis
You have a brainis for a brain

by Noonzy May 20, 2008

brainism

when a thought comes

After sometime spent pondering, i finally had a brainism.

by Fifi LaFluffles May 27, 2008

brainsicle

A condition in which two large testicles replace the right and left hemispheres of the human brain.

Dude A: Bro, johnny just jumped from the roof into the swimming pool with his bike, what a tard.

Dude B: No dude, that kid's got brainsicles.

by jrodp27755 August 3, 2010

Brainsoap

A clever product thought up by two rather stunning Canadian girls that allows one to wash harsh images and thoughts out of one's mind.

Girl 1: Hahah, what if your boyfriend wore a leotard?

Girl 2: NO. NO. NO. GET THE BRAINSOAP NOW! AHHHHHHH IT BURNSSSSSSSS.

by awesomecanadians February 18, 2011