water bottling

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.

John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.

by BPhizzle November 24, 2005

Gatorade Bottle

A plastic vessel used to store ejaculated fluids collected while out-to-sea.

I want to see if I can fill my gatorade bottle in the next four months.

by Danielitus October 25, 2008

bottle opener

The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.

One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"

by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006

ketchup bottled

verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.

1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."

by JandE August 5, 2008

Flipping bottles

Flipping a bottle so it lands on its bottom. An activity Grayson Dolan is not capable of doing.

Grayson Dolan is not good at flipping bottles.

by Ethslane November 22, 2016

bottle me

When your employer does not have a maintained water supply and the office runs out of drinking water and thirst is on the raise; bottle me to hydrated.

I am thirsty please bottle me.
Bottle me few water bottles.

by Bhkool November 5, 2020

mouth bottle

bottle used to spit chewing tobacco in.

me and my boy skat were chewing some bear and my mom came in and told us to make sure we clean up our mouth bottles.

by bigez19 June 6, 2010