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diving board

Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.
Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?
Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.
by Cliford September 25, 2005
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makeupalley cafe' board

A subdivision of the internet site Makeupalley. The cafe' message board is the place where all of the fat, middle-aged, cat-loving (yeah, don't make a joke about cats, you'll be attacked for ages) who are members on Makeupalley decide to spend all day and all night creating drama, throwing a bitchfest, and picking apart every message posted to find some way to start a problem. They're constantly talking bad about celebrities and pretty people (out of jealousy and to make themselves feel better because we all know they're all ugly and fat) and they all like to divulge every personal aspect of their lives (how all of their husbands cheat on them, how they're drunk every night, etc). They get cheated on because they spend too much time online and are too dramatic. Most of them have no job or the job that they have is entry level, yet they can afford expensive things because they drive a 1990 camry and live in a cockroach infested hole in the wall. The favorite topics for the women on the cafe' board are usually: sex, bashing of celebrities, anorexia (everyone is anorexic in their eyes), declawing, pregnancy, marriage, and pretty much anything that can be turned into a dramafest.
"I go on the Makeupalley cafe' board for my daily dose of drama."
"Ok honey, go cheat on me again, I'll be on the makeupalley cafe' board getting fatter and wasting time with a bunch if middle-aged crazy women."
"Let me go make myself feel better by talking on the makeupalley Cafe' board about how anorexic or ugly all the celbrities look"
by Ihatedrama July 28, 2006
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Ouija Board

Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.

I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.

No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)

This crap opens a gateway/
If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.
by Not Zane August 17, 2004
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Bam margera message board

Infested with bamtards, but still a good place to go. You'll find yourself wasting hours there.
Dude, the BMMB (Bam Margera Message Board) has been taken over by the BAMMIES!
by MorbidFreddie May 19, 2004
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String-board

It is, apparently, some lost person's definition of the Shadow Caper's guitar.
The Shadow Caper and I were walking down the street after we had given a show to our hometown. And honest to whatever you believe in, this girl came up to us and said she liked our string-board. Read the example because that's honestly what happened. It was kind of stupid, but funny at the same time
Girl: "Hey! I dug the show you guys put on the other night. It rocked! I thought that you(*shadow caper*) rocked on the...string-board thing"
She could not get the word off her tounge. I'm pretty sure she meant"guitar"

Shadow Caper:"Guitar?"
Girl:"The what?"
Shadow Caper: You know, it has six strings and a lot of them have a hole in them"
Girl: "oh yeah"
by Cameron Grzadzieleski December 9, 2004
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Squirrel board

A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.

A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
Trapper Eugen killer trapper Piotr when he discovered him using his squirrel board!
by Social Observer 2.0 June 27, 2016
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Cork Board Conspiracist

Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory
Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?
by Cantalopian May 21, 2016
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