Assflea

Starbucks workin, style stealing, sarcastic, angry, vindictive, cumdumpster

Assflea is kinda like a flea on my ass

by DJdaveyjones March 27, 2010

Assdickoff

When calling someone an ass, dick or jerkoff is just not enough.

The NYC Sanitation department is a bunch of Assdickoffs for the way they handled the snow storm.

by jetsrush December 31, 2010

assflex

When your jeans are so tight, it makes it look like you are making your ass flex. Most commonly happens when you are wearing skinny jeans.

Person 1: Oops I dropped something.
(Bends over to pick it up.)
Person 2: Nasty! What are you trying to do an assflex?
Person 1: No!

by googoogoodolls January 7, 2011

assface

a face that looks like an ass

the child has an assface because he is a loser

by annoying squaredd January 12, 2011

assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.

bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.

by 1bigreg December 1, 2011

Assflop

Some one who has no ass. When you look at there ass there is nothing there .

Damn look at her (girl walks past) yeah her face is nice but she an assflop

by Nolife56 May 6, 2013

Assfag

one of the shittiest insults ever made literally an asshole and a faggot both at the same time what else can i say and this word sounds so bad i used to say that back in 2015 i was like 0.1 years old like wtf ok
some kids will probably say it well in fact you probably heard of it because of someone you totally hate or someshit

assfag

by okthankslol August 5, 2016